Fair enough. I read in some tie-in that Captain Kirk likes plomeek soup, but of course Earth foodstuffs have to be substituted for the plomeeks.
How about stewed Nizzards, cold Nizzards, fried Nizzards, and Nizzard hash? Having to eat Nizzards is a punishment, but replacing them with real poultry or game birds might improve the dish.
ETA: Thank you, Mrs. L., for telling us that Twinkie tiramisù is good. I had thought it was throwing good food after bad.